Don't you hate it when:

HOUSEHOLD HIT LIST

My latest hit list with compliments.

Don't you hate it when:::::

• You see a packet of chocolate biscuits in the pantry and think, 'Yum.' As you retrieve the packet you realise there is zero contents. Great. My family is not only greedy but they are also thieves.
• Every time you go to the toilet the toilet paper roll is empty.
• Teenagers skull milk out of the carton and then put it back in the refrigerator. I catch them all the time.
• You can't find a pen. You eventually pick one off the floor of your child's room and it is inevitably always out of ink.
• Big handbags. You purchase the bag of your dreams but you can never find anything in it. 
• Finding used band-aids in the shower recess.
• Mould in the grout of your bathroom tiles.
• You save last nights dinner for lunch the next day and someone eats it. (Usually leaving the dirty empty plate in the fridge.)
• Lolly wrappers discarded in random locations around the house.
• Someone borrows the car and moves the seat.
• Someone borrows the car and returns it with hardly any petrol.